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Game: 904475
New Map Tour 43
Status: turn 49
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CARD SETS:C:3, D:4, S:5, CDS:6, W:20 SET TRADE IN:anytime LEADERS:0
CARD BONUS:7 / On Territory SET PLACEMENT:immediately FORTIFICATION:2 / path
MAX CARDS:5 BORGIFICATION:2 skips STALEMATE AVOIDANCE:off
Stalemate Crusher: Ganesha unik1 Peanutbutterfly JGrass ZEIK the that is obviously a bird reverend ryon Thorsdik D u m b o Princess Popcorn Pieces Extra Buttery Verminator Cockatoo Wimvan
Depressed Mood Anhedonia Sleep Disturbance Appetite Disturbance Guilt Hopelessness Fatigue Suicidal Ideation Mind Going Blank Restless Grandiosity Flight of Ideas Pressured Speech Psychomotor Agitation Increased Risk Taking Behavior Decreased Need for Sleep Difficulty Sustaining Attention Difficulty Organizing Tasks and Activities Impulsivity Fidgets frequently Makes Careless Mistakes Easily Distracted Pain symptoms Gastrointestinal Symptoms Sexual symptoms Pseudoneurological Symptoms Sx cannot be fully explained by a known GMC Sx are not intentionally feigned or malingered Often argues with adults Deliberately Annoys People Externalizes Blame Spiteful or Vindictive Actively Defies Adults Requests or Rules Often Loses Temper Deliberately Engages in Fire Setting Physically Cruel to Animals Hx of Going AWOL Initiates Physical Fights Deliberate Destruction of Others Property Deceitfulness or Theft Mathematics Disorder Reading Disorder Sx is not limited to pain or sexual dysfunction Sx causes clinically significant distress or impairment Mild Mental Retardation Moderate Mental Retardation Borderline Intellectual Functioning Severe Mental Retardation Profound Mental Retardation freudhawk on a Good Day Aphasia Apraxia Deficits in Executive Functioning Memory Problems Agnosia Focal neurological signs Diffuse Attachments Hx of Pathogenic Care Excessively inhibited hypervigilant or hyperambivalent response BFS is from West Africa FD is from Korea GS is from the Native Americans esp the Navajo Bed Wetting Eating Non Nutritive Substances Excessively Pooping Da Pants Refusal to maintain normal body weight Intense fear of gaining weight Denial of the seriousness of the current low body weight Discomfort with the Fatness of this Continent Amenorrhea Disturbance one experiences their body weight or shape Binge Eating Self induced vomiting Chronic Use of Laxatives Multiple motor and one or more vocal tics Tics occur many times a day and usually in bouts Cussing is actually NOT a common tic Age of onset is prior to age 18 Tics occur nearly every day for at least 4 weeks Tourettes Little Brother Not a Tic Disorder of only the Homeless dingus Separation Anxiety Selective Mutism Aggressiveness results in assaultive acts Aggressiveness is out of proportion to any precipitating event Recurrent pulling out of ones hair Pleasure gratification or relief when pulling out the hair Increasing sense of tension before pulling out the hair Expressive Language Disorder Mixed Receptive Expressive Language Disorder Phonological Disorder Stuttering Every other word is a curse word disorder TMCD Text Message Communication Disorder Marital Communication Disorder Preoccupation with an imagined defect in appearance Distorted Sense of Self Image Funhouse Mirrors do not help this Frotteurism Exhibitionism Fetishism Pedophilia Sexual Masochism Sexual Sadism Voyeurism Koro means Fear of Shrinking Penis Chinese fear of losing maleness Males that suffer from premature ejaculation or impotence Recurrent intrusive and persistent thoughts Person attempts to ignore obsessions Repetitive behaviors that the person feels driven to perform Confronted with an event that involved death Hypervigilance Restricted Range of Affect Flashbacks Feelings of detachment Heightened Startle Response Recurrent Unexpected Panic Attacks Persistent Concern about having additional Panic Attacks Agoraphobia A discrete period of intense fear or discomfort Situational Type Phobias Blood Injection or Injury Phobias Natural Environment Type Phobias Presence of distinct identities or personality states Personality states regularly take control of ones behavior Dissociative Fugue Depersonalization Disorder Kleptomania Pyromania Ludomania Dysthymia Cyclothymia Short Man Syndrome Sleep Terror Disorder Narcolepsy Sleepwalking Disorder Agitated that this map is not square Fear dice roll will be an odd number Compulsion to recheck borders multiple times Irritation this territory is partially obscured by your hand Inability to utilize fortress due to claustrophobia Filled in moat because you felt trapped Your Man Cave Dungeon has never been used Start a new game every time you check LG and its not your turn Curse other players who dont take turn in less than 1 hour A sensation of your jaw being worn on your head like a hat Sx often present after making too many maps Rarely symptoms may occur after injecting too much cool Claims to live in obscure places while really residing in US Inability to complete RT games due to lack of stamina Inability to complete RT games due to early bedtime Strong desire to avoid anything that feels like socialism May have latent narcissistic tendencies Start making another map before previous one is finished Forgo meals and showers to design maps Change your username so frequently forget your true identity Inability to pick color that represents you to the world Need to conquer entire continents all at once Agitation if you are unable to wipe out a player immediately Need to beat your child in Candyland after playing LG In extreme cases may develop into Malignant Narcissism Attempt to conquer non territory space on the map LG ADHD Would rather play for second than risk losing In addition to playing for second you also play with your poop Avoidance of games where there a large number of players Feeling of impending doom or dread Sympathetic nervous system kicks in when armies exceed 100 Begin to name territories after your family members Inability to come up with territory names Try to name territories by using spaces only Use basic naming strategy such as Territory 1 Keep cards that expired several games ago Repeatedly not turning in cards until being forces to do so Appealing for reasons why the limit shouldnt apply to you Hire IT person to write script to bypass max card code Avoid playing in important games due to fear you will lockup Games with over 20 players make your knees weak Leader tends to beat himself up more than opponent Compulsively tell opposing leader ways to defeat him Secretly wants to be one of the isolated soldiers on map Leader performs seppuku without provocation or fault Leader voluntarily becomes a eunuch Fear that your capital will be captured every turn Fear someone has already conquered your unplaced cap Thought that you cant win RT games unless you are on meth Block RT games from showing up on your home page Belief that you are the WORST person to ever live Idea that no one could be as dysfunctional as you Achieving a sense of specialness by your extreme faults Not to be mistaken for false humility Revel in being the victim Like this space you feel you should be set apart for praise Displays strong sense of entitlement Narcissistic facade that is easily dismantled Marked impairment in the use of multiple nonverbal behaviors Often has intense special interest Has problems understanding how others think or feel Love Meth Mizzou and incest not necessarily in that order Stereotyped and repetitive motor mannerisms Difficulty dealing with change Delay or total lack of the development of spoken language Lack of varied spontaneous make believe play Lack of social or emotional reciprocity Inability to hear what adults are saying Sense of entitlement that smells of narcissism Belief that they are Gods gift to society Think the world would be better if they were in charge Almost always chooses solitary activities Shows emotional coldness detachment or flattened affectivity Takes pleasure in few or no activities Suspects that others are exploiting harming or deceiving them Preoccupied with unjustified doubts about the loyalty of pals Reads threatening meanings into benign remarks Recurrent suspicions regarding fidelity of spouse Persistently bears grudges Ideas of reference Odd beliefs or magical thinking Unusual perceptual experiences including bodily illusions Behavior or appearance that is odd or eccentric or peculiar Suspiciousness or paranoid ideation Tendency to make harmful uncalled self sacrifices Often fails even at mundane tasks Fears of criticism disapproval or rejection Views self as socially inept or personally unappealing Preoccupied with being criticized in social situations Shows restraint within intimate relationships Unusually reluctant to take personal risks Believing that you have various medical ailments without proof Occurs when focusing on physical problems instead of emotions Screw You Failure to conform to norms with respect to lawful behaviors Lack of remorse Giving or receiving of pleasure from painful acts Inability to enjoy sex without the giving or receiving of pain Relationships are based on power differentials Repression of emotions that are expressed in somatic ways Person often receives some secondary gain Shows perfectionism that interferes with task completion Preoccupied with details rules lists etc Joining so many games that desau must buy an additional server Keeping the list of finished games in perpetuity Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment Identity disturbance Inappropriate intense anger or difficulty controlling anger Recurrent suicidal behavior gestures or threats Tendency to alternate between idealizing or devaluing people Affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood Intense need to be the center of attention Exaggerated expression of emotion Consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention Difficulty making everyday decisions Needs others to assume responsibility for most major areas Difficulty expressing disagreement with others Forgot that LG has wall feature Forget that opponent built wall and you are screwed Sx of a mood episode are present for a substantial portion Delusions or hallucinations without prominent mood symptoms Having a Mood Episode concurrent with Crit A symptoms Mixture of delusions and hallucinations that are atypical Vacillating between pos and neg symptoms of psychosis Delusion develops in a person who then convinces another party Similar in content to that of the person who already it Disorganized speech Disorganized behavior Flat or inappropriate affect Often seen wearing coat in the middle of the summer Word salad is cool example of disorganized speech Preoccupation with one or more delusions Frequent auditory hallucinations No disorganized speech disorganized or catatonic behavior Thought withdrawal is cool example of paranoid ideation May believe that the government is watching you constantly Absence of prominent delusions or hallucinations etc Continuing evidence of the disturbance Sometimes called Diet Schizophenia Criteria A D and E of Schizophrenia are met Lasts at least 1 month but less than 6 months Often progresses to Schizophrenia Psychotic Disorder found in West Africa and Haiti Sudden outburst of aggression and they may hallucinate Stuck in waxy flexibility and can be posed like a doll Person is motorically and cognitively locked up Presence of nonbizarre delusions lasting for at least 30 days Criterion A for Schizophrenia has never been met Apart from the impact of the delusion fx is not impaired Disturbance is not due to the direct effects of a substance Spouse poisoning your cereal is a nonbizarre delusion Mood episodes have been brief relative to the delusion Criteria are not met for other forms of Schizophrenia People who enjoy 100 people games may be this Due to meth people from Missouri are mistaken for this Often given when first admitted to psych hospital freudhawks level of functioning by Friday afternoon Presence grossly disorganized or catatonic behavior Duration of episode of the disturbance is less than 1 month Paralysis caused by fear of the unknown location of the enemy Hypervigilance to any new movement on the board Flashbacks of previous attacks that came from no where Anger after being attacked and fuels player to suicide Mood when you realize mixing sodas together may not taste good Anger when someone ends their game and yours by suiciding Episode of sudden mass assault against people or objects When you go kill everybody in LG yo The only map you ever play is EarthLG Avoidance of new maps because the arent pure Become ill when invited to play on a different map Threatened to mutiny when Antarctica was added to Earth map Fear bc of bad memories of playing hide and seek Belief that other players are plotting against you in the fog Missouri fans who have terrible nightmares about the PHOG Inability to throw dice without landing on the floor Repeated history or hurting you or others while rolling dice Not attacking with maximum amount of troops due to compassion Difficulty moving in LG due to color blindness Excessive use of comp to see where you are actually located Inability to read a map without using computer tools Taking a broken border as a personal attack by the mapmaker Refusing to play the borders as they are Inability to move because you are a scaredy cat Inability to move your stack due to lack of any other strategy Poop unable to come out so you are stuck on the toilet You turtle so long that your borgs instinctively turtle Intense desire to become the ultimate player in LG Named your firstborn child after someone in the Top 10 Try to lobby for Je Ne Sais Quoi category Thought that LG stats are not measure of your true ability Tendency to break truces in order to secure the advantage Tendency for other players to call you a douche Instead of plus oneing he number twos in his pants Upon receiving his marching orders he asks for a desk job The LG equivalent of Antisocial PD Feeding your team false information Attacking after a truce has been agreed to Stealing reos when someone is suffering from turtling apraxia Literally stabbing teammates leader in the back Described as being the most severe pathology Characterized by a npd antisocial features and paranoia Absence of conscience I cant bear the thought of being freed by anyone other than me American Psycho portrays a malignant narcissist Wishing you had as big a stack as other players do Excessively comparing your reos with the other players Difficulty staying in a game without borging Your borg is actually better at LG than you are Fear of portal because you might get scrambled Fear you are going to end up in Missouri accidentally Worry about the carbon footprint of using a portal Brings back bad memories of making out with Capt Kirk Phobia brought on by repeatedly being mistreated by teammates Fear you lack of LG skills will be exposed in the team format Believing your 20 stack can conquer a capital with 20 armies Believing that your armies are better than opponents Cant to select territory bc you think the space is in play Difficulty with turn taking causes you to quit You attempt to place all of your armies on one territory You attempt to attack others instead of placing your men You need reassurance from the CPU before placing armies
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Players
Turn Name Territories Armies Reinforcements Cards Points CT%
  Ganesha 23 78 24 2 0 9
  Hermann 32 65 29 0 0 0
  Emil 8 12 8 0 0 0
  Zygmunt 22 46 19 0 0 0
  unik1 30 90 32 3 0 8
  Peanutbutterfly 37 89 41 4 0 12
  Bruno 3 3 3 0 0 0
  JGrass 24 74 25 0 0 11
  ZEIK 19 71 15 5 0 9
  the that is obviously a bird reverend ryon 23 76 24 3 0 6
  John 35 84 34 0 0 0
  Thorsdik 27 63 28 1 0 11
  D u m b o 19 54 22 3 0 7
  Princess Popcorn Pieces Extra Buttery 12 45 15 5 0 12
  Verminator 15 62 15 2 0 5
  Cockatoo 14 55 15 2 0 7
  Wimvan 9 44 3 4 0 4
  Damion 7 9 6 0 0 0
 
Continents
Name Value Owner
Major Depressive Disorder 7 not owned
Paraphilias 6 the that is obviously a bird reverend ryon
Teenagers 6 Princess Popcorn Pieces Extra Buttery
ADHD 5 Princess Popcorn Pieces Extra Buttery
Autism 5 John
Bipolar Disorder 5 John
Borderline Personality Disorder 5 Peanutbutterfly
Conduct Disorder 5 Cockatoo
Delusional Disorder 5 D u m b o
Oppositional Defiant Disorder 5 JGrass
Posttraumatic Stress Disorder 5 Zygmunt
Schizophrenia Paranoid Type 5 Ganesha
Schizotypal Personality Disorder 5 not owned
Somatization Disorder 5 not owned
Anorexia Nervosa 4 not owned
Antisocial Personality Disorder 4 not owned
Avoidant Personality Disorder 4 John
Back Stabbing Disorder 4 not owned
Bulimia Nervosa 4 not owned
Castle Claustrophobia 4 Thorsdik
Communication Disorders 4 Hermann
Conquer Compulsive Disorder 4 Thorsdik
Crowded Board Panic 4 Peanutbutterfly
Dementia 4 the that is obviously a bird reverend ryon
Fear of FOW 4 ZEIK
Jawhat Somatic Disorder 4 Peanutbutterfly
LG Leaderboard Envy 4 not owned
Map Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder 4 not owned
Paranoid Personality Disorder 4 not owned
Player Selected Territory Apraxia 4 unik1
Reverse Narcissism 4 not owned
Schizophrenia Disorganized Type 4 Ganesha
Schizophrenia Residual Type 4 D u m b o
Schizophrenia Undifferentiated Type 4 Ganesha
Singular Map Disorder 4 ZEIK
Territory Border Agnosia 4 Verminator
Turtling Apraxia 4 Verminator
Aspergers Disorder 3 not owned
Big Game Fear 3 not owned
Body Dysmorphic Disorder 3 Cockatoo
Cap Game Paranoia 3 Thorsdik
Dissociative Identity Disorder 3 John
FOW Paranoia 3 not owned
Generalized Anxiety Disorder 3 John
Hysteria 3 not owned
Intermittent Explosive Disorder 3 Hermann
Malignant Narcissism 3 unik1
Masochistic Leader Disorder 3 not owned
Mental Retardation 3 JGrass
Narcissistic Personality Disorder 3 unik1
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 3 Zygmunt
Panic Disorder 3 Zygmunt
Portal Phobia 3 unik1
Reactive Attachment Disorder 3 JGrass
Real Time Game Avoidance 3 not owned
Reo Reality Testing Disorder 3 unik1
Sado Masochistic Personality Disorder 3 not owned
Schizoaffective Disorder 3 Ganesha
Schizoid Personality Disorder 3 Damion
Schizophreniform Disorder 3 D u m b o
Territory Naming Agnosia 3 Peanutbutterfly
Tourettes Disorder 3 not owned
Amok 2 not owned
Atypical Psychosis 2 not owned
Borg Identity Development Disorder 2 unik1
Bouffee Delirante 2 D u m b o
Brief Psychotic Disorder 2 not owned
Card Hoarding 2 not owned
Color Blindness Apraxia Disorder 2 not owned
Conversion Disorder 2 the that is obviously a bird reverend ryon
Dependent Personality Disorder 2 Peanutbutterfly
Depressive Masochistic Personality Disorder 2 Emil
Encopresis 2 Hermann
Even Distribution Game Avoidance 2 Thorsdik
Famous Manias 2 John
Fan death 2 JGrass
Game Hoarding Disorder 2 Peanutbutterfly
Histrionic Personality Disorder 2 Peanutbutterfly
Hypochondriasis 2 not owned
Leader Impotence Disorder 2 Emil
Learning Disorders 2 Hermann
LG ADHD 2 Peanutbutterfly
LG Identity Development Disorder 2 Thorsdik
LG Impatience Disorder 2 not owned
LG Real Time Developmental Disorder 2 Thorsdik
Map Making Mania 2 Thorsdik
Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder 2 Peanutbutterfly
Pica 2 Hermann
Reo Envy 2 unik1
Schizophrenia Catatonic Type 2 D u m b o
Shared Psychotic Disorder 2 not owned
Shenkui 2 the that is obviously a bird reverend ryon
Sleep Terror Disorder 2 Cockatoo
Specific Phobias 2 not owned
Suicide Anger 2 not owned
Team Phobia 2 unik1
The Forgotten Struggles 2 not owned
Transient Tic Disorder 2 Hermann
Trichotillomania 2 Hermann
Truce Breaking Disorder 2 Verminator
Wall Amnesia 2 Peanutbutterfly
Brain Fag Syndrome 1 JGrass
Compensatory Narcissism 1 Ganesha
Depersonalization Disorder 1 Zygmunt
Dhat syndrome 1 the that is obviously a bird reverend ryon
Dice Fumbling Disorder 1 ZEIK
Dissociative Fugue 1 JGrass
Enuresis 1 JGrass
Ghost sickness 1 JGrass
Koro 1 the that is obviously a bird reverend ryon
Low Attack Number Disorder 1 Emil
Missouri Fans 1 John
Narcolepsy 1 Cockatoo
Playing for Deuce 1 Peanutbutterfly
Selective Mutism 1 Hermann
Separation Anxiety 1 Hermann
Sleepwalking Disorder 1 the that is obviously a bird reverend ryon
Teams
Name Players
Bat Hermann, JGrass, Princess Popcorn Pieces Extra Buttery
Butterfly Peanutbutterfly, Thorsdik, Damion
Human unik1, John, Wimvan
Bird Zygmunt, the that is obviously a bird reverend ryon, Cockatoo
Cloud Emil, ZEIK, Verminator
Elephant Ganesha, Bruno, D u m b o


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