I
am
Gods
Gift
to
this
Classroom
I
can
build
my
own
computer
I
need
to
tell
everyone
else
when
they
are
wrong
Girls
are
not
interested
in
me
I
always
say
something
stupid
My
glasses
make
me
look
like
a
lizard
I
snort
when
I
laugh
Sleepovers
are
out
due
to
my
dental
headgear
Clumsy
Can
only
catch
a
cold
Dance
Dance
Devolution
Poor
Handwriting
I
trip
over
my
own
feet
In
all
AP
classes
IQ
is
higher
than
bodyweight
Aced
SAT
without
Studying
Huge
Vocabulary
Working
Memory
like
3
Jocks
put
together
Executive
Functioning
will
make
me
a
CEO
Behind
Current
Trends
Stutters
Cant
read
Nonverbal
Cues
Speaks
most
fluently
in
Klingon
Poor
Sense
of
Humor
Freezes
around
attractive
members
of
opposite
sex
Remembers
number
of
comics
they
own
Knows
periodic
table
like
back
of
hand
Can
recite
exact
quotes
from
Star
Wars
Has
Graphing
Calculator
in
a
holster
Named
cat
Pythagoras
Wants
to
star
on
the
show
Numbers
Has
pi
memorized
to
25
places
Honorary
Member
of
the
Justice
League
Arrested
for
stalking
Stan
Lee
Has
boxes
of
unopened
comics
from
childhood
Hacked
into
school
computers
as
a
3rd
grader
Can
program
in
three
languages
Scoffs
at
people
who
dont
use
Linux
Spends
more
time
on
WOW
than
with
real
people
Has
more
RAM
than
others
have
in
their
HD
Imagines
what
superpowers
they
would
use
against
bullies
The
Dream
Girl
chooses
them
over
Mr
Jock
If
they
hide
under
something
all
will
be
okay
Geeks
Techie
Goober
I
make
six
figures
I
am
uber
powerful
My
signature
is
on
your
checks
I
have
a
vacation
home
People
want
my
life
not
yours
My
spouse
and
car
are
hotter
than
yours
I
can
retire
at
50
Had
ecsema
longer
than
best
friend
I
eat
my
boogers
I
have
never
kissed
anyone
other
than
mommy
Chess
Club
Computer
Club
Robotics
Club
Calculus
Physics
Chemistry
Geometry
Computer
Tech
Stewart
Poindexter
Bernice
Agnes
Battlestar
Gallactica
Lord
of
the
Rings
Star
Wars
Star
Trek
McLovin
George
McFly
Egon
Spengler
Booger
Sheldon
Depantsing
Wedgie
Atomic
Wedgie
Swirly
Name
Calling
Fake
Ask
Outs
Revenge
of
the
Nerds
Nerd
Wars
Confessions
of
a
Comic
Book
Nerd
Bad
Glasses
Fanny
Pack
High
Water
Pants
Pocket
Protector
Calculator
Watch
Bill
Gates
Ben
Stein
Tina
Fey
Albert
Einstein
Stephen
Hawking
Eczema
Allergies
Asthma
Lactose
Intolerant
Gluten
Intolerant
Chronic
Post
Nasal
Drip
Comic
Con
SciFi
Movie
Openings
Trekkie
Conventions
They
are
always
ugly
Nerds
cannot
be
popular
Nerds
never
get
busy
with
each
other
Nerds
are
all
smart
Love
of
the
SciFi
genre
You
own
a
fanny
pack
You
sometimes
snort
when
you
laugh
Columbine
Shootings
Pipe
Bomb
making
Hack
your
computer
Stalking
They
go
into
politics
Olivia
Munn
Jessica
Chobot
Natali
Del
Conte
Jade
Raymond
Harry
Connick
Jr
Nathan
Fillion
Zachary
Levi
Dweebs
Dorks
Noth
Nemo
Teachers
or
Bosses
Pet
Hall
Monitors
Ball
Drop
Makes
them
feel
better
about
themselves
They
are
punishing
the
hated
projected
aspects
of
themselves
It
like
a
sport
to
them
They
are
jealous
of
my
intelligence
They
probably
get
abused
at
home
They
are
more
insecure
than
I
am
ADHD
Aspergers
Generalized
Anxiety
Disorder
Panic
Disorder
Social
Phobia
Conversion
to
Nerdom
Conversion
to
Jockdom
Pushes
invisible
glasses
up
on
his
or
her
nose
Admonishes
parents
when
they
speak
in
baby
talk
Onesies
are
always
way
too
short
in
the
legs
Other
babies
steal
their
bottles
repeatedly